so I scored a free ass dinner from denny's on a radio contest so used the fuck out it last night and ate my fuckin ass off. I even took a big ass shit at denny's and still had more. I told my waitress with some big ass tits that I had some reefer in my truck but really I didn't I just wanted to get a chance at them tits.Instead I was just all like fuck it I don't have reefer lets chug the fuck out this steel reserve I got so we did and then I fucked her.next thing I know I'm in the fuckin courthowse that bitch sayin rape on me I'm like shit I'm hungover I want a cigarette as hell. now the fires turned up! fuck my wife. well fuck it whatever I mean you can't always wiper your ass that good my right? anyway got offf the hook as about the rape shit cuz turns out it wasn't even me. cant suck your own dick is what i always say! turns out that fuckin mongoloid retard down the street blew up the shitter in their house and got the cops called thats when they took my ass to jail i said i know my rights and i didn't do shit.