The petting zoo sucks ass

my dipshit wife said I had to take the boyz to the fuckin pettin zoo and im like what the shit! first thing this mornin i woke up had a shit stain two three mile wide in my pants! now yer tellin me i gotta take those retards to the goddamn pettin zoo? well fuck i said so i hopped on yahoo messenger and hit up my boy dale jeffree and got hookd up fat with some bathsalts. I said hell yeah bout to turn this gay ass pettin zoo into a kid rock concert! now thats more like it! well my dicks in the pussy now! right on. rolled up to the pettin zoo told randy jr and gus to get the fuck out I'll meet em later. I told em to hop the fence cuz I alredy spent all the money on bathsalts. so bout a minute later after i got dun freebasin bout a quater ounce o salts i busted into the pettin zoo like a fuckin mac truck on nitro! now thats what im talkin about fuck my wife! shit aint real til you pull your dick out! now I aint afraid to pull my dick out, I got a big ass dick. next thing I knew i was in cuffs again wut the fuck I swear someone told me i could fuck that pig. maybe its cuz i didnt put a jimmy on. oh well. Thats why I always say dont open yer mouth when yer face deep in shit.

so I scored a free ass dinner from denny's on a radio contest so used the fuck out it last night and ate my fuckin ass off. I even took a big ass shit at denny's and still had more. I told my waitress with some big ass tits that I had some reefer in my truck but really I didn't I just wanted to get a chance at them tits.Instead I was just all like fuck it I don't have reefer lets chug the fuck out this steel reserve I got so we did and then I fucked her.next thing I know I'm in the fuckin courthowse that bitch sayin rape on me I'm like shit I'm hungover I want a cigarette as hell. now the fires turned up! fuck my wife. well fuck it whatever I mean you can't always wiper your ass that good my right? anyway got offf the hook as about the rape shit cuz turns out it wasn't even me. cant suck your own dick is what i always say! turns out that fuckin mongoloid retard down the street blew up the shitter in their house and got the cops called thats when they took my ass to jail i said i know my rights and i didn't do shit.

Sup shit's back as fuck

Hey I was in jail the last couple months but I got early relese cuz they can't afford to keep me in jail longer. Yesterday I was like holy I just chucked that fuckin rock so far. dont even give a shit where it lands. So that has been my last two days out of jail.

fuck them neighbor kids

I tell you sup my kids are in foster care cuz their fuckers. i tell them fuck off lil dip shits my kids is gone cuz they tittie fuckd the system so i souldn git food stamps . yeah fuck my wife she's a whore so what eat my shit. yeah te hhey say i drnik alot but fuck off. i hate my kids and randy travis that fucker stile my shit before i could do shit bout it. fuck him. Cher can eat my shit too. if my kids ever come back i'll git those mutherfuckers on foodstamps then kick out my trailer agin. i hate minorities.

Dumb ass boys

My dumb ass boys fucked up again now ther in foster care and i dont get good as food stamps as i used to get. stupid fuckers! next thing i knew i woke up in the goddamn drunk tank again. damn pigs said they found me pissin in playground again. what the fuck my stupid ass neighbor got this whoop ass pitbull but shes my beer bitch now since my wife got hit by my truck when i was drivin. she was cryin like a whiney whore so i put in the shed out back. havent heard from her for about a week. she didnt like the fuckin dog food i fed her. ungrateful slam hound. well it looks like the next batch of crystal is about done so ill be doin coolshit next later on! fuck my wife! tell ya that much. Gravedigger!

My brother just came to town and carved this for my wife. her ass got stretched when i stuck it in there and she cried because it was to big for her ass and i laughed really hard and cried to my brother laughed his ass off.

dank ass website

hey these are sweet ass website names that i thinnk would be good as shit for cool. hey my 50 tyson is dumer than my neighbor's ferret. but heres the list of cool ass website names for being awesome sites of everywhere.

girllbowlcutz.com
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retardauschwitz.gov/enrollment
amputeebondage.com
nazibjs.org/celebrations
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mexicandeathcamps.net
howtomakefunoffags.org
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dickpilates.org
howtogetawaywithrape.gov
tetraplegictugjobz.com/info
deafgirlscissoring.com
asscontortion.org
dogpotroast.com
catbbq.com
roadsidebjs.net
gingersintheghetto.com
buttscissoring.org
ducttapecondoms.com/howto

alright more for later fuck my wife. I'll tell ya!