The petting zoo sucks ass

my dipshit wife said I had to take the boyz to the fuckin pettin zoo and im like what the shit! first thing this mornin i woke up had a shit stain two three mile wide in my pants! now yer tellin me i gotta take those retards to the goddamn pettin zoo? well fuck i said so i hopped on yahoo messenger and hit up my boy dale jeffree and got hookd up fat with some bathsalts. I said hell yeah bout to turn this gay ass pettin zoo into a kid rock concert! now thats more like it! well my dicks in the pussy now! right on. rolled up to the pettin zoo told randy jr and gus to get the fuck out I'll meet em later. I told em to hop the fence cuz I alredy spent all the money on bathsalts. so bout a minute later after i got dun freebasin bout a quater ounce o salts i busted into the pettin zoo like a fuckin mac truck on nitro! now thats what im talkin about fuck my wife! shit aint real til you pull your dick out! now I aint afraid to pull my dick out, I got a big ass dick. next thing I knew i was in cuffs again wut the fuck I swear someone told me i could fuck that pig. maybe its cuz i didnt put a jimmy on. oh well. Thats why I always say dont open yer mouth when yer face deep in shit.